(Reblogged from lilyroseallenblog)

Nobody Home

“Alright, I’ll take care of them part of the time, but there’s somebody else that needs taking care of in Washington”
“Who’s that?”
“Rose Pilchitt!”
“Rose Pilchitt? Who’s that?”
[Kid screams in background. foreground: “Shut Up!”]
“36-24-36 [laughter] does that answer your question?”
[foreground: “Oi! I’ve got a little black book with me poems in!”]
“Who’s she?”
“She was ‘Miss Armoured Division’ in 1961 … “

Lights going out and a kick in the balls.

Lights going out and a kick in the balls.

He’s called Séamus, he’s the famous, City Wonderwall…

He’s called Séamus, he’s the famous, City Wonderwall…

I’m a country boy, I got no Soul, don’t sleep at night, the worlds growing old… I lost my girl to the Rolling Stones.
Trailerpark (Albarn)

Her Majesty

Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,
but she doesn’t have a lot to say.
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,
but she changes from day to day.

I want to tell her that I love her a lot
but I gotta get a belly full of wine.
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl
Someday I’m going to make her mine, oh yeah,
Someday I’m going to make her mine.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.
George Best
Jagger, Ms. Allen.

Jagger, Ms. Allen.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
Liam Gallagher